”Night Fury: Speed unknown. Size unknown. The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself. Never engage this dragon. Your only chance: hide and pray it doesn’t find you.”

8,986 notes + 2 weeks ago + via: burdge + source: frozendragons + #sigh

whentherestrouble:

oh my fuckiNG GOD

21,273 notes + 3 weeks ago + via: plottwistandshout + source: slightlypsychic + #plottwistandshout's tags are perfectly accurate: #FAVE FONT #FAVE PERSON #rory 5eva.

Life has no plot, why must films or fiction? —Jim Jarmusch (via tat-art)

1,294 notes + 3 weeks ago + via: plottwistandshout + source: pomeray + #this actually makes me a bit depressed #i go through a lot of life pretending i am in fiction #people are the most well-written characters #trials and tribulations exist for my personal character development #there is always something to look forward to because there has to be some climactic moment or something

sticksandsharks:

Movies featuring human trolls and coming to cinemas never.

24,899 notes + 3 weeks ago + via: sticksandsharks + #strider and pyrope's sequel was cancelled #much to the fans' dismay #sobs incoherently #i cannot deal #i am so very very sad #this has been on my dash a few times but i am so sad tonight #and this made me sadder #so i have reblogged it #i have too many emotions about dave strider and co. #(i may have reread strider's edge this weekend instead of studying for ap tests) #(i may have spent a long amount of time keyboard mashing and rolling about on the floor) #why does everyone have to die #keyboard mashing into skype chats without explaining context

TD’s beautiful chicken Neal

1 note + 3 weeks ago + #i'm not used to posting from my amazing iphone #neal is the chicken in the back #this is terrible thumbnailing #td is a lovely arteeste really

Why Dove’s “Real Beauty Sketches” Video Makes Me Uncomfortable… and Kind of Makes Me Angry

jazzylittledrops:

So this video started going around my facebook today, with about a dozen of my female friends sharing the link with comments like, and “Everyone needs to see this”, and “All girls should watch this,” and “This made me cry.” And I’m not trying to shame those girls! I definitely understand why they would do so. And I don’t want to be a killjoy. But as I clicked the link and started watching the video, I started to feel a slight sense of discomfort. I couldn’t put my finger on why that was, exactly, but it continued throughout the whole thing. After watching the video several more times, I have some thoughts…

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33,691 notes + 1 month ago + via: plottwistandshout + source: jazzylittledrops + #SO MUCH AGREEMENT #I already have issues with Dove because of the company that owns them also owning Axe #so I always look at these REAL BEAUTY things and am like #yup this is only happening because money #and then this which I am reblogging. #Fun fact about the life of me #one of my mothers facebook friends once commented on a photo of me saying #oh your daughter should be a model she would make so much money #(this was already weird because the photo in question was quite blurry and i am not usually tagged as model material) #but my mother responded to it with a rather long and well-worded ramble about how i could do anything i wanted #if i wanted to model i could model #but i had never expressed any interest in modelling #so she wasnt going to suggest that i model #thus creating the idea that my appearance was more important than my other interests #(i Liked my mothers comment) #she sat me down later and said #she also has issues with modelling because you become incredibly self-conscious and your life sucks blah blah blah #i already never would have ever modelled ever #she didn't need to go on the rant #but it was nice #i have awesomely feminist supportive parents

fwips:

horsewool:

mystickatt:

he looks like he is trying not to cry

“Don’t look ma. don’t look at your little boy”

a broken man

69,880 notes + 1 month ago + via: smashingbamboomoustache + #these are nice and i am sure hindley would be lovely in them #but proper sideburns are sideburns you can use as pistol holsters #alt: your sides are burning

spookykiss:

over-enthusiasm-killed-the-soul:

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

*Dead* this is the cutest thing alive!!

I swear, every time I see this gif set I am one step closer to diabetes.